THIS GUY

I hate the term swag. It's a mash-up of masculine posturing that is so ridiculously misunderstood by a generation that thinks a flat brimmed hat, sagging jeans, and a tastelessly gauche shirt and a big chain or watch is style...that....I lost my train of thought.

At any rate, this guy is awesome:
"No bedroom revelations to embarrass young Adnan, thankfully, but rather the source of student Melissa McKenzie’s dissatisfaction was the £30,000-a-week star’s choice of venue – budget chicken joint Nando’s."

Earth to anyone who knows a 25 year old chick: she's banged dudes who didn't spend a dime on her.
Notice she felt entitled to his money they same way a woman decries a man who feels entitled to her sex.

"
‘I expected him to come to me in a flashy car, but I ended up driving him about in my old blue Fiesta and I was left to pay and display. Then he said he was taking me to Nando’s – my face fell.
‘I usually go there for a quick bite to eat with my mates. I didn’t expect to be going there on a date with a Man United footballer, especially in my dress and heels.’
Yes, dead right, Melissa – how dare he act like us regular plebs.
The paper reports that Januzaj did fork out £18 for dinner before the evening moved on to to a three-star hotel, where the pair watched The X Factor."

READ BETWEEN THE LINES.
THEY ENDED UP AT A HOTEL WHERE THEY "WATCHED TV".

The coup de grace? He [banged her and] had her drive him home.

BALLER good sir, Baller.

This is flipping the m*&^%$#$%^&(* script.

He'll be banging this girl on the side for months to come while other suckers who aren't footballers do all the white knight bullshit.