Tiger, Tiger, Burning Bright

I head out to meet a former rogue from my gallery/coterie.
We hang out for a bit and catch up.
We've both changed for the better. No more mindless forays into the mouth of madness with blackout, possible arrest, and assault/drug charges.

I meet up with another buddy.
He says we will go meet a girl and her friend.
I know ***** won't pan out for your humble narrator but I'm a good friend so I drive him to maybe bang this chick he seems to want to plow.

We head back to the same bar I said we should stay at only to find less girls......and I bullshit open by grabbing a girl by the arm/swoop move with an asian girl and her friends. I can tell her cute black friend is the better bet but I'm stuck in purgatory b/c the asian girl is talking a million miles an hour but I don't escalate which is my fault.
The conversation has the forced feel of Ludovico's technique in the novel by Anthony Burgess.

I call it a night and sleep and hit up a meeting at work and perform like a fucking rockstar and nail a presentation with important people whose names I don't know nor care to know.
I eat my bagel and drink my coffee quickly and consider what I'm going to drill at the gym.
I think about how hard I'm going to **** my girlfriend and the things I will have her do to please me which will only make her more wet and cum harder.

It is hard being me.
My ex-wife has begun texting me and trying to wheedle her way back into my life.
I don't blame her for trying.
Expect nothing, accept everything.

I continue texting the other girls and they continue texting me.
The girl I met on the ***** texts me saying she may be moving back to my state/city.
I am nonplussed and I feel 50/50 that she's serious as I don't fuck with disingenuous people and fool me once, shame on me, fool me twi-fuck it.
If I had more money I'd drive up to ******** and bang the fresh-faced girl I met out of town with my best friend but as it is I'll have to settle for cougar hunting with my buddy from years ago on Saturday and ****ing the **** out of my girlfriend this weekend.